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Life is just one damned thing after another.
Elbert Hubbard
US author (1856 - 1915)
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Truman Capote
US author (1924 - 1984)
Living in a vacuum sucks.
Adrienne E. Gusoff
US teacher, humorist and greeting card writer
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
US (Danish-born) comedian & pianist (1909 - 2000)
Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards.
R. A. Dickson
Live as you will have wished to have lived when you are dying.
Christian Furchtegott Gellert
Life is too short for traffic.
Dan Bellack
Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
John Lennon
English singer & songwriter (1940 - 1980)
Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket--safe, dark, motionless, airless--it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable.
C. S. Lewis
English essayist & juvenile novelist (1898 - 1963)
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Henry Louis Mencken
Like having your own licence to print money.
Lord Thomson of Fleet
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
James Thurber
US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist (1894 - 1961)
Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.
Doctor Who
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Jules Renard
(1864 - 1910)
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
Rita Mae Brown
US author and social activist
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Ernestine Ulmer
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Katherine Hepburn
Living in a vacuum sucks.
Adrienne Gusoff
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.
Rosalind Russell, as Aunti Mame
Elbert Hubbard
US author (1856 - 1915)
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Truman Capote
US author (1924 - 1984)
Living in a vacuum sucks.
Adrienne E. Gusoff
US teacher, humorist and greeting card writer
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
US (Danish-born) comedian & pianist (1909 - 2000)
Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards.
R. A. Dickson
Live as you will have wished to have lived when you are dying.
Christian Furchtegott Gellert
Life is too short for traffic.
Dan Bellack
Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
John Lennon
English singer & songwriter (1940 - 1980)
Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket--safe, dark, motionless, airless--it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable.
C. S. Lewis
English essayist & juvenile novelist (1898 - 1963)
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Henry Louis Mencken
Like having your own licence to print money.
Lord Thomson of Fleet
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
James Thurber
US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist (1894 - 1961)
Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.
Doctor Who
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Jules Renard
(1864 - 1910)
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
Rita Mae Brown
US author and social activist
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Ernestine Ulmer
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Katherine Hepburn
Living in a vacuum sucks.
Adrienne Gusoff
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.
Rosalind Russell, as Aunti Mame
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