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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Edgar Bergen, (Charlie McCarthy)
US comedian & ventriloquist (1903 - 1978)
A good writer is not necessarily a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
Jim Bishop
A man should live if only to satisfy his curiosity.
Yiddish Proverb
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well used brings a happy death.
Leonardo Da Vinci
Italian engineer, painter, & sculptor (1452 - 1519)
All phone calls are obscene.
Karen Elizabeth Gordon
Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
Philip Johnson
US architect (1906 - 2005)
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Erma Bombeck
US author & humorist (1927 - 1996)
All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
Aristotle
Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
Niels Bohr
Danish physicist (1885 - 1962)
An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.
Charles de Montesquieu
French lawyer & philosopher (1689 - 1755)
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Douglas Adams
English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)
All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.
David Brower
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Simon Cameron
US financier & politician (1799 - 1889)
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
Katharine Whitehorn
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan
US singer & songwriter (1941 - )
Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections.
Malcom Forbes
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
Mahatma Gandhi
Indian ascetic & nationalist leader (1869 - 1948)
A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.
Mahatma Gandhi
Indian ascetic & nationalist leader (1869 - 1948)
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn
US (Polish-born) movie producer (1882 - 1974)
As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.
Hagar the Horrible
Edgar Bergen, (Charlie McCarthy)
US comedian & ventriloquist (1903 - 1978)
A good writer is not necessarily a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
Jim Bishop
A man should live if only to satisfy his curiosity.
Yiddish Proverb
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well used brings a happy death.
Leonardo Da Vinci
Italian engineer, painter, & sculptor (1452 - 1519)
All phone calls are obscene.
Karen Elizabeth Gordon
Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
Philip Johnson
US architect (1906 - 2005)
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Erma Bombeck
US author & humorist (1927 - 1996)
All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
Aristotle
Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
Niels Bohr
Danish physicist (1885 - 1962)
An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.
Charles de Montesquieu
French lawyer & philosopher (1689 - 1755)
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Douglas Adams
English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)
All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.
David Brower
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Simon Cameron
US financier & politician (1799 - 1889)
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
Katharine Whitehorn
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan
US singer & songwriter (1941 - )
Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections.
Malcom Forbes
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
Mahatma Gandhi
Indian ascetic & nationalist leader (1869 - 1948)
A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.
Mahatma Gandhi
Indian ascetic & nationalist leader (1869 - 1948)
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn
US (Polish-born) movie producer (1882 - 1974)
As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.
Hagar the Horrible
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