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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
US (Danish-born) comedian & pianist (1909 - 2000)
You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light.
Vicomte de Chateaubriand
French author & politician (1768 - 1848)
What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.
Vilhjalmur Stefansson
Canadian explorer & ethnologist (1879 - 1962)
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Virginia Woolf
English novelist (1882 - 1941)
The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
Virginia Woolf
English novelist (1882 - 1941)
Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title.
Virginia Woolf
English novelist (1882 - 1941)
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.
Virginia Woolf
English novelist (1882 - 1941)
Literature is strewn with the wreckage of those who have minded beyond reason the opinion of others.
Virginia Woolf
English novelist (1882 - 1941)
Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Victor Borge
US (Danish-born) comedian & pianist (1909 - 2000)
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
The peasants of the Asturias believe that in every litter of wolves there is one pup that is killed by the mother for fear that on growing up it would devour the other little ones.
Victor Hugo, "Les Miserables"
French dramatist, novelist, & poet (1802 - 1885)
"Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
The superfluous is very necessary.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
A witty saying proves nothing.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
Victor Borge
US (Danish-born) comedian & pianist (1909 - 2000)
You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light.
Vicomte de Chateaubriand
French author & politician (1768 - 1848)
What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.
Vilhjalmur Stefansson
Canadian explorer & ethnologist (1879 - 1962)
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Virginia Woolf
English novelist (1882 - 1941)
The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
Virginia Woolf
English novelist (1882 - 1941)
Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title.
Virginia Woolf
English novelist (1882 - 1941)
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.
Virginia Woolf
English novelist (1882 - 1941)
Literature is strewn with the wreckage of those who have minded beyond reason the opinion of others.
Virginia Woolf
English novelist (1882 - 1941)
Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Victor Borge
US (Danish-born) comedian & pianist (1909 - 2000)
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
The peasants of the Asturias believe that in every litter of wolves there is one pup that is killed by the mother for fear that on growing up it would devour the other little ones.
Victor Hugo, "Les Miserables"
French dramatist, novelist, & poet (1802 - 1885)
"Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
The superfluous is very necessary.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
A witty saying proves nothing.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
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